You might be a Firebird nut if:

1. You think Dayton Ohio is a premiere vacation destination.
2. You ever got into a fight because someone called your 455 a small block.
3. You consider a Pontiac nose emblem as fine jewelry.
4. You consider a Ford Super Duty pickup truck an imposter.
5. You got excited because you found a set of GM NOS fender bolts at a swap meet.
6. You think a Z/28 is kind of plain.
7. You tried to put Rally II wheels on your wife's Honda.
8. You put your baby's Formula in a 6.6 litre bottle.
9. There is an Ames' Performance Catalog next to your toilet.
10. You think they stopped building cars in 2002.

This proves that I am a certified Firebird Nut.

It was the small block comment, right?

You might be a Firebird Nut if:



1. You know who John Schinella is.

2. Your mechanics name is Nunzi.

3. Most of your cloths have a screaming chicken on them.

4. You thought Burt Reynold's won Best Actor for 1977.

5. You think 12mpg is an economy car.

6. You actually watched Smokey and the Bandit 3 in its entirety.

7. You were mad when the Night Rider was re-released with a Mustang.

8. You see a rusted Firebird in a junk yard and say "nice car!"

9. Your favorite lottery numbers are 305, 350, 400 and 455.

10. When you think of Clint Eastwood you think Thunderbolt and Lightfoot, not Dirty Harry.

11. You ever emailed anyone to send you pictures of the chalk marks on their firewall.